![Fracture of my right big toe in several places.](https://i0.wp.com/www.driftopia.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/broken-foot-standard-e1691500003353.jpg?fit=580%2C203&ssl=1)
Apparently, I am not a ballerina. This profound realization came to me as I crawled across the living room floor while dealing with a very sharp and clarifying pain. Moments before, I was walking down my stairs, half asleep on my way to bed, and by some butterfly effect of miss position, I...